They keep telling me it's bathing suit season. Oh, I’m sorry. I’ve been too busy pulling my hair out with more work than I can stand. It’s May, people! This is college crunch time. Plus, I have a job. Who has time for the gym? Who really wants to go to the gym?

NOT ME!

Anyway, I was looking up new and interesting things to say to you when I came across this one waitress’s blog. She argues that waiting tables burns up to 200 calories an hour. I bet it’s more. The blog points out how physically strenuous the job is and how much of a work out the whole system can be. Who needs a gym when I spent 13 hours Friday and 12 hours Sunday working out at the restaurant? I bet my hips and thighs are in impeccable shape. Happy dining!